The act of dry humping the air right out of the shower and making your dick move aggressively up and down mimicking the act of "twerking".
by awarsaw18 January 11, 2014
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by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010
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by inexcelsis July 28, 2012
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by southsidejonny February 5, 2010
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by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
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by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007
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