DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

by anonymous February 1, 2025

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

Luh Muff

Luh Muff is a sophisticated slang term that is a synonym to calling someone a motherfucker. Muff combines mother and fucker together to create one, more efficient, term.

“Shut up Luh Muff!” (directed towards someone you have deemed to be a mother fucker)

by TheWordBros April 1, 2025

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

fluffer muffin

fluffer muffin is a popular micro caleb silkposter in the silksong community known for their kindness and self-awareness...
they had high-quality photoshoped silkposts and the kindness of Nu/Injuryexpert2656 and consistent phase

fluffer muffin is a peak silkposter

by Choice_Echo June 6, 2025