Fish out of water

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"

Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"

by NaFlirp September 21, 2021

Water

"I've never seen any evidence that anyone can walk on it" ~ Some guy. Ha! Brilliant! He didn't kike that at all did he? Hahahahaha! You know what would have really fucked with him though? "What is a woman?" Well... Isn't it obvious? It's someone with a female soul, of course! When you go to heaven will you continue to be a man? "God wouldn't put a female soul in a human body!" You don't know that. God works in mysterious ways. It might amuse him. Do you purport to speak for God?

Hym "Ha! That water shit was good, boy! He does not like that parallel being draw because it means he doesn't get to use his religion to boss everyone around. Hehehehe... Too funny. That's why I 'Don't exist.' By the way. It was good good though. Props for stepping into the ring."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Holy water

Pee of my lovely girl friend.

I feel my girl friend a sex goddes,who came from heaven.
I used to drink her pee firmly believes that it increases my longevity or make me immortal.
However,tha drink will certainly increases my libido.
I quench my thirst with her holy water.

by Bangaru May 15, 2021

D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you

by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

water reset

When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water

dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.

by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

Dog Water

Meaning your trash or garbage at something

Your dog water

by Manny1119 April 8, 2022

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021