Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.

Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.

by jsd9632 January 11, 2012

Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.

Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.

by ElSantos November 11, 2011

Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023

dicking around

Wasting time while amusing yourself.

If Bob is not at his desk you can find him in the bathroom dicking around.

by willa-mena October 29, 2003

EAT A DICK

eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.

mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.

john: what is it?

mary: im pregnant.

john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!

by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010

moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

by -hef- September 18, 2009