A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.
by {demigod} January 21, 2023
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by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021
Get the soap dick mug.Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021
Get the Dick Tickle mug.1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.
2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.
3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.
3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?
AMAN: Yes AT2.
AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?
AMAN: *gulp*
AMAN: Yes AT2.
AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?
AMAN: *gulp*
by Jp331 March 19, 2021
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mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.
john: what is it?
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by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010
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Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
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2. what you call someone younger than you.
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by -hef- September 18, 2009
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