cunt masterflex

some 1 who is a big ass twards u. or some who messes ur joke up

guy1:you check out my out my package

guy2: you mean your penis

guy1:no cunt masterflex i really ment my package from the mail

by willie boy January 30, 2008

cunt chunt

The spooge from a woman's vagina. Typically with at least some blood and cheesy discharge.

Tom: Can you believe that Courtney cunt chunted all over my sheets last night?
Greg: Hell yeah, I'd eat that shit up!

by chunt eater January 4, 2012

Cunt Cushion

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.

Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!

by The Ent August 29, 2010

jello cunt

Derogatory word used towards in most cases a woman. Often used to end a relationship or marriage. Usually the best word to say that will end a verbal fight and would make the user 'the man'.

Don't you ever call me a jerk you stupid jello cunt.

by Dreadlock Dave April 3, 2008

daniel the cunt

An twat that slags off every one and never has your back

Daniel the cunt:Erin's a slag
Erin: cunt

by Nick the sexy kid April 10, 2017

[powder cunt]

adj. An old bitch.

Your grandma is an old bitch.... a powder cunt you could say.

by coop218 August 20, 2008

cunt crash

Sex between ugly lezzas

Look at those dykes, that's a cunt crash waiting to happen

by Nick T W July 1, 2008