out riddle me

When a person of weaker mind skills and most of the time their name is Joe blow and he tries to outsmart you in the text world but is merely playing checkers when you're playing chess.

Out riddle me is when Joe Blow tries to text you false outrage and you know that he's playing checkers but you're playing chess

by LOFT AND SHOVE October 5, 2017

Chop me up

It means oral sex

Aye you gonna chop me up or nah

by Valentin Trujillo April 21, 2020

are you lying to me?

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.

Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

by douknodawae March 21, 2018

Come at me Burro

The challenge issued when one donkey wishes to fight another donkey either for honour or kicks.
First identified by JMcD, who has an affinity with Asses.

Donkey 1: "dude, your mums got a great ass"
Donkey 2: "oh yeah? Come at me Burro ...."

by EmpressMe January 8, 2014

Spongeboy me bob

A term used by Mr. Krabs to call SpongeBob for any tasks involving ketamine and crashing a 1 ton truck into a school to then break in, and steal 15 chinese kids for 1000$.

Krabs: SpongeBoy me bob!

I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!

by 40000c November 12, 2020

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007

fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

by coip20 June 7, 2011