Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

LA tap water

The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.

I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.

by professor longdick December 26, 2019

Water

That one tasteless fucking drink that somehow helps us live.

WATER IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH DRINK IT NOW

by macoroni box July 2, 2019

fun water

alcohol or vodka

I used some fun water last night to get drunk

by Jswiggs April 3, 2017

Iceberg Water

A bottle of water that's been left in the freezer long enough to freeze completely.

Named after its resemblance to an iceberg as it thaws.

I tried to open up my iceberg water too early and spilled it on me!

by jackWilebane February 22, 2022

water cooling

When you're drinking in the shower and switch the water to cold to stop yourself from throwing up.

how did you get through 7 beers in one shower bro?
water cooling.

by xX_ThotSlayer69_Xx January 3, 2025

hint water

A water beverage advertised as being flavored, yet actually contains very little flavoring. Basically a seltzer water without the carbonation. Fits into the category of "new age" drinks that move away from traditional sodas/pops.

"This hint water tastes just like seltzer!"

"There's a new kind of hint water, it's grape flavored."
"I stopped drinking soda and now I drink hint water."

by Goldblacktea August 24, 2016