Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

Taint Slapper by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008

slappin' the bag 

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.

"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!

slappin' the bag by harrebawl July 15, 2011

Hitch-Slapped 

When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.

The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.

Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!

Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.

Hitch-Slapped by thegreatrock June 16, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

tank slapper

When a motorcycle shakes its head. The front forks going from lock to lock.

He got into a big tank slapper and stepped off on the high side.

tank slapper by John Stewardson January 17, 2004

nut slapping

When your balls swing to and fro, hitting your grundle and the womans mound when giving her a furious pounding resulting in a a pleasant "shuck-shuck-shuck" sound.

Dude, I was banging this bitch so hard last night she got a savage nut slapping

nut slapping by The Nut Slapper August 31, 2006

Kappa Slapper 

Female equivalent of the Nike Pikey. Found all over the British Isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. Dresses in sportswear (not just Kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. Constantly smoking fags. Chav scum.

"I never bin wiv 'im. I ain't no Kappa-slapper!"

Kappa Slapper by Gavin Corder January 5, 2005