Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.

The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.

by Maayhem May 25, 2017

Wrecking Ball

When you attempt to fit your balls into a girls pussy or asshole

I came in like a Wrecking Ball

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

specky no ball

a nerd who cant play sports (me)

look at that specky no ball cunt

by spacecheese69 June 7, 2017

pregnancy ball

a ball given to your squad as a sign of friendship forever

"hey man heres ur pregnancy ball"
"dude wtf"
"its a sign of friendship forevs"
"o...k... thanks...man..LOL"

by aunderscorepregnanttriangle June 27, 2017

Blue balls

When you want to cum but can't and end up not being able to fuck some one untill lord knows how long

Man i got blue balls

by The one and only 122 November 3, 2017

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 8, 2017