Mr. Mac Danite

Mormon thugs in three piece suits who guard the world against sin, vice, fun, and love.

The Mr. Mac Danites handcuffed me and cited me for trespassing for kissing on church property.

by Phescado July 22, 2009

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Mrs. Jumbo Rampage

A shocking criminal act in which a deranged man goes crazy and begins attacking / killing / massacring a number of people uncontrollably in the most cruel, horrific and violent manner without stopping; such as a shooter on campus, a robber / gunman at a bank in a shootout with police, a man killing his family in a fit of rage, and a sadistic serial killer / assassin committing a massacre-like killing spree and increasing the body count of his targeting victims, including police officers who try to stop him.
These offenders are compared to Dumbo's mother who went wild scaring the children away and resisting restraint by the circus workers. They persistently refuse to refrain from their violent rampage!

Alex: Dude, did you just see that Prom Night film?

Andrew: HOLY FUCK! Yeah! Ya know that psycho teacher obsessed with Brittany Snow who literally disrupted a wild bash senior prom at a hotel and started killing like, EVERYBODY! Her friends, the hotel maids, the police, FUCK! That guy is a total sicko!

Alex: Yeah dude! Like he just went on a Mrs. Jumbo Rampage!

by KevBacHolMan June 5, 2010

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Mr. Mad Scientist

Someone who is a tryhard at making relatable memes, but their 4D Chess-level IQ prevent anyone from actually having a chance of understanding their cringe humor.

Oh look, it's Mr. Mad Scientist over here making crap jokes. No wonder he sticks to doing science.

by InfernoDiamond November 15, 2018

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