bloggest loser

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

by 420San November 23, 2010

win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.

1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.

by lastray February 23, 2011

The Lost Product

Another term for Marijuana. Use when you wanna talk about it infront of someone who you are not sure aproves of it.

Guy: Hmmm. Look at the time (4:20). Looks like The Lost Product is about to be found.

by Bestical July 21, 2011

Live Loser

An 8-16yo who are a pain in the ass all over the internet, especially Xbox live, where they continue to think they rule everything, everywhere. Also known as Trollers, these idiots continue on their tyrannous so called "Reign of the Internet" posting on such sites as Very Demotivational and Fail Blog. We should wipe these pathetic beings from our planet and make the world a better place.

Live Loser: "OMG the other day i was playing halo reach when all of a sudden my mum came in and told me to get a life"

Normal Person: Dude, you are such a Live Loser

by Toil3tBomba395 August 7, 2011

counter-loss prevention

Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.

The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.

"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."

by robotlegcommando December 18, 2012

Booze Lose

Losing in life as a result of Booze intake. Covers literal loss as well as more figurative varieties.

I got really drunk last night, and lost my wallet, the respect of several peers and now have hideous regret and life-debilitating hangover. What a textbook case of Booze Lose.

by ajsmith December 13, 2012

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.

Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.

by Finance guy October 9, 2012