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James

A guy that is dedicated, mostly to the f-boy game. He has had many girlfriends but will lie and say he hasn’t. He’s slept around and had his fair share of one night stands (without protection) but he’ll tell you none of that happened. James will say he loves you and will forever. He’ll write you love letters and even go the extra mile to fit in with your family. All around he’s a good guy with a big heart, until 2 months go by. After 2 months he’ll probably find a reason to break up with you. He’ll end up using a flaw you noticed about yourself. When he breaks up with you over a snapchat text and un-adds you as a friend you won’t get an explanation as to why he broke up with you. James will make sure he tells everyone except you and he’ll probably have his friends tell you the reason.
Person 1- James is really cute
Person 2- Did you hear how he treated his last girlfriend?
by Rmagbga November 19, 2019
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James Kenny

James Kenny is a white catholic boy, he is friends with a furry named fu-fu (foo-foo) and likes a Indian boy a year younger, along with a few girls that he knows who they are. He is unknowingly and untryingly a teachers pet.
Boy: "Damn, have you heard of James Kenny, the one who's friends with fu-fu, he tried kissing his Indian friend!"
Girl: "wow, that's really not shocking."
by KENNY_MAYBE July 30, 2023
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james whitoak

Is often seen as a uter roadman who is extremely good at inhailing shisha and not axhailing he also has two imagery watermelons under his arms and even tends to wear his Nike cap even when it's not sunny
Yow Man U a James whitoak
by James whitoak March 29, 2017
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James

Handsomest guy you will ever meet. He is hilarious and very kind

Sucks at mario kart
Woah that James guy is really cute..
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James

he is the most average guy and has very spikey hair
he is definitely a unit

he also ate my dog
JAMES! WHY DID YOU EAT MY DOG!!
by aayirus June 21, 2023
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James Plath

James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.

His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!

Her: I'm so in love with you.
by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022
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James OD

Fat. Very fat.
- Is that James OD?
-Yes.
-Thought so... He's the size of a whale but looks like a squirrel.
by Titsuro November 21, 2021
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