God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced

God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...

by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022

God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.

Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

Sugar Of The Gods

cocaine

"dawg i snorted so much sugar of the gods im straight trippin yo"

by DawgOnSauceDude September 25, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

outfit on god

If god picked out an outfit this would be it . The outfit lacks words because it’s heavenly.

Damn bro that outfit on god looks good .

by Gugo818 February 25, 2024