Beat your face

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.

Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

your banned jobber

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers

Your banned jobber

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Fuck Your Christmas

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies

Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face

by EL- January 23, 2009

your moms bed

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

management on your breath

what you get after blowing your boss to get ahead at work

i see you have your own office now jeff. do i smell management on your breath?

by partsgirl January 28, 2011

snap your cap

to lose your sanity; lose control of yourself.

Hey buddy, calm down! Don't "snap your cap"!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 12, 2021

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003