Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.

I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!

by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024

Tits

Another name for birds (in general). Say this and you will be pog.

Person one: How are you tits.

Person two: They are fine thank you, what about your tits.

by PansyParkinsonsimp16 March 8, 2021

as tits

commonly used in sydney australia to emphasise the extremity of a situation

girl: omg i’m freezing to death

friend: ikr it’s fkn cold as tits!

by sarahgood May 20, 2021

slug tits

Mantits that are so big and saggy that they look like the eyes of a slug or snail.

I went swimming with Jamal and he had some big ass slug tits

by 69_boi September 20, 2017

National send ass and tit pics may 31st

Send ass and tit pics at the same time on the 31st of may.

National send ass and tit pics may 31st fn

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

Tater tits

When some one has tits that look like they eat tator tots for every meal

You are so fat you look like you have tater tits

by Biscuit doge June 10, 2018