tit ratio

The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes

Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.

by 'La#q-uis&ha( May 30, 2018

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tits and bricks

comparing 2 things that have nothing to do with each other

wayne: idk if i should get a Chevy or an apple

me:thats tits and bricks dude

by wasmuis April 30, 2018

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collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

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Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018

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tit tickle

where a girl kisses a guy then let’s him touch her tits for any type of candy.

reece’s kitkats etc

omggg brooo did y’all see that girl @ the park ??? she was lettin the guy tit tickle her for a reeces

by Thatcrazyboy168 June 2, 2018

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A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.

Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.

by Sakldoodles June 2, 2018

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