Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*
by Potatoman2006 November 12, 2019
Get the Kiss a soccer girl day mug.When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022
Get the Hershey’s Kiss mug.Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020
Get the Soft french kiss mug.THE KNOCKER
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Get the Types of Kisses mug.by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
Get the custard kisses mug.When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Scissor-kiss mug.Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".
The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.
Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.
Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023
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