Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you

Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night

by Liblabber November 3, 2018

John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.

Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.

by Stonewallism November 5, 2018

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike

"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"

by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017

john borush

In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

by Factman007 July 26, 2017