fart water

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"

by the scene queen September 10, 2009

mullet fart

a double whammy!! not only does this person rock a wicked mullet, but also has the power to clear a room with his wicked gaseous fumes.

check out homey over there....launchin bombs while stylin his mullet perm.

by rock July 19, 2004

wet fart

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

jewel fart

pussy fart pussy fart

self-explanatory pussy fart

by 1whoknowz July 1, 2005

Unicorn Fart

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.

Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.

by Sntcringe June 29, 2017

fart jammer

someone who farts on a person who is jamming them

sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her

by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004

Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.

Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?

by Schlangemann April 5, 2011