backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

Wolf nibbling at the back door

A sweating and itching condition caused by walking fast on hot days or by engaging in any other physical activity that makes your ring sting. Excessive pounding on the missus' rusty sheriffs badge with the wolf having recently nibbled at her back door may cause bleeding and discomfort.

Sharron: Fucken hell Shane, you've been hanging outta my ring all night and now there's a Wolf nibbling at the back door.

Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off.

by Dr Chopstick November 5, 2006

it feels so good to be back

Gucci Mane said it all in the first 5 seconds of "Spotlight." You're back in the game and on to the next one. What's a boyfriend/girlfriend? Who cares? Not you. Need a booty call? Wanna make out with a stranger? You probably should. Then you'll know why it feels so good to be back. Rock out with your cock out, it feels so good to be back. Take your top off, it feels so good to be back.

You've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. Get some. It feels SO GOOD to be back.

Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend. It feels so good to be back. Let's go get laid.

by boom.rawr.yup. May 5, 2011

Back Yard Coney Island

The act of having anal sex while the receiving partner has diarrhea all over the other partners penis.

"Wait, stop! Maybe Taco Bell was a bad idea. I'm about to back yard Coney Island all over you!"

by Deetskeet May 5, 2013

Stand-back-stand-by Math

When President Trump repealed the “leftish” Common Core Math, approved by President Obama, with zero idea how to replace it with a better “rightish” math curriculum to help millions of US students compete internationally in math—he just wants to pacify opponents of the “left curriculum,” whose children can’t cope with it, in exchange for their votes.

Does the stand-back-stand-by math sound like some curricular or mathematical equivalent of the repeal-and-replace Obamacare? If politics over math could increase the odds of getting the president re-elected, the risks are worth taking.

by MathPlus October 1, 2020

putting the band back together

trying to organize friends together during a holiday or break

Friend#1: Are you home for Christmas?
Friend#2: Yeah, why?
Friend#1: We're putting the band back together, maybe rock out one last time.
Friend#2: I'm in, I'll call the others.

by Shack18 July 23, 2008

back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.

i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.

by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007