2 definitions by Dr Chopstick
Before nailing your missus from behind, place your big toe inside the waist band of her knickers, preferably g-string, and kick downwards as if starting a motorbike. At this second you will make the sound of a spluttering engine, the panties are removed and you enter a hole of choice.
I couldn't bear her mug so I flipped her over and went for a kickstart and hammered her rusty sheriffs badge.
by Dr Chopstick November 1, 2006
A sweating and itching condition caused by walking fast on hot days or by engaging in any other physical activity that makes your ring sting. Excessive pounding on the missus' rusty sheriffs badge with the wolf having recently nibbled at her back door may cause bleeding and discomfort.
Sharron: Fucken hell Shane, you've been hanging outta my ring all night and now there's a Wolf nibbling at the back door.
Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off.
Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off.
by Dr Chopstick November 3, 2006