merky balls

When a man has explosive diarrhea, and some of the fecal matter splashes up onto his nutsack.

“GROSS! Brennen has some merky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 23, 2023

Swimmer's balls

Similar to diaper rash from wearing a damp bathing suit for too long

Holy fuck I have the worst swimmer's balls right now. I should have changed after swimming!

by Nipzie July 30, 2016

lit as balls

Real fucked up, drunk

I hope you get lit as balls for your birthday

by Drunk as fuckkkkkkk August 15, 2017

china balls

they are very small but they are there you may not see them but they are there trust me they are 0,000001 millimeters small

i had china balls for lunch but it did not fill me or my jaws

by sussy bals February 7, 2022

blue balls

The term “blue balls” is slang for epididymal hypertension, which is thought to occur when you get sexually aroused for an extended period of time but don't have an orgasm or ejaculation.

I need to have sex or I'm going to get blue balls

by bjbhbn May 26, 2022

Ball Parked

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.

Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

balls in a damien

a phrase that is said to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "I slammed my donger in a car door"
Person 2: "balls in a damien!"

by juoemama June 20, 2022