by r4jd November 20, 2010

The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.
by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

An unattractive person.
On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

by Beachy432 March 23, 2023

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022
