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Tit's

Did you see Maxime last night? Yeah he was off his 'tit's'.

Your crazy girl, your off your tit's!

I'd take you back home but your off your tit's on the floor!

Wow, your off your tit's you are!
by Veronique Dert September 24, 2011
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calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...
Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.
by canea October 21, 2020
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Tit

The organ or muscle that resides on the chest which is considered to be extremely attractive or desirable. The breasts of a woman and the pectorals of a man.
Holy shit that guy has the most wonkabondonkalicious tits I’ve ever seen.”
by Dead_inside1274 May 24, 2022
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beer bong from the tit

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”
by Livvy Dunne December 28, 2023
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Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant
Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive
by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011
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Tits

Cleavage found on a woman's chest. Most men prefer big tits, however, it is completely fine if you like small tits.
Situation 1:
Guy 1: Man you're tits are huge
Girl 1: wanna shove your face into them? *takes off clothes*
Guy 1: *gets a boner and shoves face into tits*
Situation 2:
Guy 2: i really like your petite tits
Girl 2: i'll let you suck on them
Guy 1: *gets happy and sucks on tits*
by RetroNigga October 5, 2023
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Emilys Tits

Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting
Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big
by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022
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