The New York Times

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.

Did you see that new article in The New York Times?

by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

New York Minute

Quicker than quick; a "New York minute" is relative to a few seconds everywhere else.

"It happened so fast; it was all over in a New York minute!"

by sharona December 9, 2003

Chinese New Year

A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.

Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.

by xxx_play June 16, 2011

New London, Wi

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.

Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.

by fuckhortonville October 8, 2019

Fox News Wife

Your typical woman who doesn't watch the news or pay attention to politics, yet is able to recite a list of things she is currently mad about. This is usually due to being married to a republican who watches fox news all day.

She was spouting conflicting ideologies like she didn't understand what she was saying - what a fox news wife.

by Dracon421 February 21, 2021

the new bruh moment

weh moment is the new bruh moment.
You must spread the word.

An example of how to use the new bruh moment:

"Karen took the fucking kids"
"Weh moment."

by vodconfident April 16, 2019

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs

Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021