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glossy taco

Slang for glossy topcoat. (Nail polish world) Simplynaillogical invented the word
"Dang! That holo polish is so spicy it doesn't need any glossy taco!"
by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 April 18, 2018
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Tacoes

Can't find an honest bitch in the 253. ya'll are tacoes
by hindudu April 5, 2015
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Taco Land

A restaurant franchise in a part of Texas.
Hey Mom! Hola! Lets go to taco land for breakfast somewhere down south.
by UrBastarduHave February 17, 2024
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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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glossy taco

A very shiny, glossy, top coat for topping off the best nail art. Best used when holo specs are added into the glossy taco

Rooted to Christine - SimplyNailogical
"Wow that's a really pretty holo glossy taco" "I know! I ordered it from Live, Love, Polish"
by whatsupcal July 30, 2017
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Dominican Taco

To take your chubbed up wiener and rub it between your boys cheeks.
Did you see Josh give Carter that crazy Dominican Taco in the shower earlier?

He slid that thing Dominican Taco style like a credit card, left some residue.
by Baamboooclaat March 25, 2025
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Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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