Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny August 1, 2011
Get the Slap Horny mug.When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025
Get the Danish Slap mug.A sexual act where a woman has the helm of her vagina slapped by the three primary fingers while the pinky is bent and covered by the thumb.
by ModernEnglishEducation June 10, 2019
Get the Kiki Slap mug.Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.
It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!
Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?
Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!
Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?
Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!
Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
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Get the SLAP mug.by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
Get the Nut Slap mug.Bob: Jamie let me slap u
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023
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