Sex Sense

An uncanny ability to sense when people are talking about sex in a room/place near you.

Robert: Dude I was about to fuck her last night so hard.
James : Hell yeah dude!
*bursts in*
Ela:Who the hell is talking about me!?
James: How did you knwo?
Ela: I have a sex sense!

by pf101 October 14, 2008

Yogurt Sex

The act of sticking one's penis into a cup of yogurt, and then having another lick said yogurt off of said penis.

Yo dawg, that gurrl gave me the SICKEST yogurt sex last night.

by ThorBjornn December 25, 2011

Sex-zoned

When she doesn't actually like you for your personality or what makes you, yourself, but may pretend to knowing in time she can use you for sex.

"Mark, after Mary and I broke up she's been being weird with me. We dont talk the same if she writes me back at all! Yet when we hangout she still has sex with me. What's going on?!"
Mark-"ahhh you've been "sex-zoned" bro, I'm sorry, there's no coming back from that dark mind fucky place"

by Callmefranky January 24, 2016

Sex cube

Josh's car

Yay the sex cube is here lets go fuck in and with it.

by slendypupp April 3, 2015

sex breath

(noun) Obtaining a cottony dryness in your mouth, as a result of heated breathing, after having engaged in elongated sexual acts. Similar to "cotton mouth."

Guy 1: "Dude, throw me a couple of those bottled waters, I just spent the last two hours scoring a threesome!"

Guy 2: "Wow, you must have mad sex breath."

by EJ Slizzard October 28, 2010

sex story

he got ready to get into the shower, his towel sliding slowly down his toned waist showing a v that dipped below his towel. i bit my lip, craving his body. he slowly, as if he knew i was there, untucked the corner of his white towel. there it was, already had, thick long with a small triangle of brown curls below his six pack, i slowly opened the door and he turned of the hot water, steam making my vision hazy, he gasped when he turned around seeing me, his dick becoming hard, all ten inches pointing straight towards me, without saying a word i turned around and undid my lacy bra, taking of my shorts, just leaving the red thong on. i walked over to him, tieing up my hair, i dropped to my knees, kissing his length, i swirled my tounge around his tip before suddenly deepthroating his whole penis, feeling precut drip down my throat, i massaged his balls in one hand and fingered my slit with the other, rubbing my clit until i was wet. he started to groan, and i took his dick out my mouth, he came all over my big tits, then i tittyfucked him. he flipped me over on the bathroom floor, and ate me out, rubbing his tongue on my clit then when i started to writhe beneath his touch he stuck his tongue and 2 fingers in my pussy, i orgasmed, shaking all over, and he said my juices tasted like candy, he rolled me over again, kissing my neck as he lifted me up, he gently probed me, and i could feel him stretching me out, he thrust faster and i felt him cum,

his juices flowing, and i came at the same time, going weak in the knees, he kissed my neck and put me back down, licking my whole body clean, we showered together, then got back in bed and 69d until we fell asleep …,did this make you horny? i hope you enjoyed this sex story

by idk hahahaaaaa xx May 25, 2023

troll sex

Sticking your cock in a glory hole underor on a bridge.

I had troll sex on the Lincoln Memorial bridge...

by RowRnLiX March 4, 2018