Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.

gonna capture some piss n shit

by MagiYT November 20, 2021

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

Well Piss

Depending on the tone of voice, Well Piss can mean... Look who it is, why is this person here or surprised at a comment someone said

"Well Piss! look who just walked through the fucken door! It is Mr. President himself "

" Well Piss, you didn't have to fucken INSULT ME"

"Well Piss, it's that soup sandwich"

by endlessdread August 31, 2023

piss-station

Used by hardcore Xbox fanboys to refer to PlayStation.

Oh yeah, because I'd want to play on the piss-station!

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

Rusty piss

When you got diarrhea that is the consistency of piss and the colour of rust.

Dude sorry I couldnt come out last night my shit was like rusty piss

by Norfolk n Chance December 9, 2016