your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

Came at my life

A phrase that is used in past tense to describe a situation

in which another person knowingly attacks and defiles you

as a person based upon an action you have done,

resulting in their nasty rebuttle.

Note- Sometimes results from doing nothing at all

Similar to chewing someone out, or personally attacking one's character.

Can be used in future tense such as "Don't make me come at your life."

Or present tense "I'm coming at your life right now!"

past tense-- Mark "Came At My Life" today when he found out I was pregnant with an unknown baby daddy.

Present tense-- Why are you "Coming At My Life?"

Future tense-- I swear if you do that I will "Come At Your Life!"

by The "Hbomb" from Aurora November 2, 2010

huff my dong

Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.

"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."

by moores July 28, 2008

Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009

My Body is Ready

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.

Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011