seasoned penis

a penis in which for eating.
usaully seasoned with many exotic herbs

"man bulu zulu makes a good seasoned penis"

by Hakko December 15, 2003

penis stealth

When you get an erection and you intend to hide it in a D&D game. The name of that skill is penis stealth.

Oh man my warrior has a 27+ 2 strength and a 34 penis stealth. You can't use "porn embarrassement" on me !

by Bobbythe bobber December 5, 2007

grizzly penis

an unatractive knarled diseasd and or dirty penis

a penis that looks like it has been violently shoved into a meat grinder

roy said its just a chode but i bet hes got a grizzly penis

by Nicholas Steven Hinch April 9, 2005

douche penis

A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock.

After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.

by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008

johns penis

the drug that every girl needs, if you are feeling like your guy just isnt fulfiling your needs then just grab johns penis and you will be all set!

johns penis was great last night

by Bj, July 19, 2016

butt-penis

A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.

"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"

by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009

torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008