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Frothy Monkey

A sexual act in which one inserts a banana into the anus, then proceeds to have vigorous anal sex until a fine frothy mess of banana and semen is created. The recieving partner then pushes the mixture out into their hand and throws it at the other person(s).
I hope I don't get pink eye after she nailed me in the eyes when we were doing the Frothy Monkey last night
by Frothiest Monkey September 4, 2022
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Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.
Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.
by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022
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The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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chunky monkey rowe goob

it is short for a person who is fat and is proud of it
by NotDeclan12345 November 1, 2022
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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
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Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time
Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!
by 💀☠️🤡💀clown November 13, 2022
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crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD
95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey
by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022
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