dirty meal

An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.

Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.

by KickstandLover September 28, 2017

potyuck meal offering

A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.

Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!

by QuacksO October 27, 2017

Boyfriend Meal

A healfy meal that boyfriend makes

Boyfriend!!! Im hungry, can you make me a boyfriend meal pleashe?

by monshterbuddy123 February 19, 2018

Happy Meal

The term “Happy Meal” is used for a relationship that generally leaves a smile on your face. Doesn’t include sex just a genuine happy relationship.

Jeff is Stephanie’s version of a happy meal. She’s always happy as long as she is talking to him

by Chicasteff February 27, 2018

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018

Happy Meal

any combination of three (3) intoxicating legal/illegal drugs wherein the MAIN one used is considered like the HAMBURGER, the secondary one is considered like the side fries, and the 3rd is a BEVERAGE.

So, if while taking vicoden, you also smoke some marijuana, and ALSO are drinking a beer or rum & coke, YOU ARE ENJOYING A HAPPY MEAL!

Terri called Connie and asked if she wanted to go out and party. They both agreed and said, "OMG, YES! IM HAVING A SHITTY DAY! LETS DO A HAPPY MEAL!"

by Misty Barr June 22, 2018