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John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy
John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
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John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of
John is annoying asf
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021
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Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.
You're so slow, hurry up, John!
by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022
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Cool John

Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
by Ramentae November 21, 2021
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louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017
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John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023
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