The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.
I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!
by Mike Francisco August 21, 2008
Keep making fun of my job; it'll get your back dirty.
Relax Alberto, I'm sure being a house-husband is a tough job.
Relax Alberto, I'm sure being a house-husband is a tough job.
by Last of the Kmart Shoppers July 10, 2006
A sweating and itching condition caused by walking fast on hot days or by engaging in any other physical activity that makes your ring sting. Excessive pounding on the missus' rusty sheriffs badge with the wolf having recently nibbled at her back door may cause bleeding and discomfort.
Sharron: Fucken hell Shane, you've been hanging outta my ring all night and now there's a Wolf nibbling at the back door.
Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off.
Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off.
by Dr Chopstick November 03, 2006
Gucci Mane said it all in the first 5 seconds of "Spotlight." You're back in the game and on to the next one. What's a boyfriend/girlfriend? Who cares? Not you. Need a booty call? Wanna make out with a stranger? You probably should. Then you'll know why it feels so good to be back. Rock out with your cock out, it feels so good to be back. Take your top off, it feels so good to be back.
You've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. Get some. It feels SO GOOD to be back.
You've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. Get some. It feels SO GOOD to be back.
by boom.rawr.yup. April 15, 2011
The act of having anal sex while the receiving partner has diarrhea all over the other partners penis.
by Deetskeet May 05, 2013
When President Trump repealed the “leftish” Common Core Math, approved by President Obama, with zero idea how to replace it with a better “rightish” math curriculum to help millions of US students compete internationally in math—he just wants to pacify opponents of the “left curriculum,” whose children can’t cope with it, in exchange for their votes.
Does the stand-back-stand-by math sound like some curricular or mathematical equivalent of the repeal-and-replace Obamacare? If politics over math could increase the odds of getting the president re-elected, the risks are worth taking.
by MathPlus October 01, 2020