baby shrimp

It means bs in a polite way

Examples: your partying is getting out of hand son, it's some real baby shrimp

by Queen Candy July 25, 2015

Baby Beater

Naval slang for a small sledge hammer used to make mechanical repairs.

Shit, this bolt is stuck in here. Pass me the baby beater, I got to get this out.

by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

backwash baby

A baby resulting from cum leaking out of a girl's ass and into her pussy after anal sex.

It doesn't matter if he fucks me up in the ass, I'm gonna let it all run out and make me a backwash baby

by Dr MDrr November 30, 2016

baby peach

The term used to describe the genitalia of a man with a singular testicle.

Man, Frank hasn't been acting the same since he told us his girlfriend laughed at his baby peach.

by @L December 3, 2016

Stupid Baby

A childlike person who resembles an infant physically, intellectually, or both. These individuals often exhibit poor sportsmanship, especially with regard to amateur sports like ping pong or badminton

Q: Have you ever tried to reason with that kid Oliver after a ping pong match?
A: Nah, he’s a stupid baby.

by doctorscience November 26, 2018

April Baby

A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.

Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:

In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:

'A very strange moment'

1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again

Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May

2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise

Yeah I know I walked into a table

3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!

Did I?

Yes...look!

Bugger me...I did!

Il help you clean it up if you like?

Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit

by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017