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Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023
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Green-Wienered

(Verb) When your boss mandates a task at or near the end of your shift, especially after an already long or strenuous day, not to be confused with voluntary overtime. While the origin is unclear it is widely believed to be derived from the fact that “hot dogs” turn green when left out for too long.
“Nobody wanted to run that last delivery last night so Steve got green-wienered again.”

“Sorry babe, I’m not going to make it for dinner tonight, we had a last second walk in and I got green-wienered!”
by Montgomery23 March 15, 2023
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green puff

Afraid of everything; easily frightened; scary.
You can’t be a green puff all of your life! Man up and drive that boat!
by Thecutefella March 18, 2023
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green goblin goober

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.
by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023
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chase green

someone who is very caring and has a great personality and can get along with very well and is not gay
i wish i had a boyfriend as good as chase green
by seizureking123 March 24, 2023
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Green

1. Everything is “ok.” Nothing can stop you completing your objective.
2. To understand, usually used in response to someone rambling.
3. To not want or like something, an alternative to saying “I’m good/ok, thanks.”
1. Person A: “Yo, I just got this girl’s number!”

Person B: “Let’s go, we green!”
2. Person A: “Honestly I don’t even know what’s going on with this conspiracy, but if I had to guess it has something to do with some secret organization that’s using the people’s trust to further their agen…”

Person B: “Yo, we green.”

Person A: “Anyway, like I was saying…”

Person B: “I said we green!”
3. Person A: “Yo, you think this girl is bad?”

Person B: “You do you bro, I’m green off that for life, personally.”
by BlobBoyBJ March 26, 2023
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Sherpa Green

A neuropsychologist with such bad handwriting that when people see their signature they think they are a Himalayan mountain climber.
This is great neuropsych data, but who the hell is Sherpa Green? Did you climb Mount Everest to get this data?
by AndBoomGoestheDynamite January 14, 2023
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