Zuckerberged

Getting kicked off of Facebook and banned from the social media platform Facebook for a completely idiotic and senseless reason

How many people have been Zuckerberged, today?

by Charlie Wheeling June 6, 2023

zuckerbergphobia

when you’re deathly afraid of mark zuckerberg.

Friend 1: *shows pic of mark zuckerberg*
Friend 2: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OH MY GOD
Friend 1: ohhh you have zuckerbergphobia

by madilynn <3 October 24, 2023

Zuckerbet

A massive sports gambling bet. An amount of money that Mark Zuckerberg would shutter at.

“Man I just put a Zuckerbet on the Pistons game”.

“How much money did you put on the game? Dude I put a Zuckerbet on it”

by Burdboy March 1, 2024

zucks

A combination of Zscaler and Sucks, to represent when something sucks as much or more than Zscaler does. In this world where security is paramount and you can't live without internet you should know what is good and what is bad and only use the good stuff to protect you.

- Oh man, TikTok isn't working - that zucks!

- That salesmen should be less arrogant and zuck less.

- It zucks when somebody lies to you!

by xohex March 14, 2024

Zuckerschmuck

When you're the true goddamn president of the Bible thumping blue blooded Americans, you get to make jokes of people's names and grab'em by the pussy. IE you just been Zuckerschmucked.

Zuckerschmuck is pissing me off.......alien lookin bitch.

by That's Baloney April 16, 2024

Zuckerschmuck

When you piss Trump off and he fires back changing your last name.

"If you get rid of TikTok, Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business," DT

by That's Baloney April 17, 2024

Zucked

To have your Facebook profile locked/frozen because of "suspicious activity" or a potential "hacking" issue. In this definition of the word, the lock-out isn't because of anything you posted; this is happening to hundreds of users every week who never post anything even remotely offensive or controversial. There is a mechanism by which you are supposed to be able to recover your account by uploading an image of your driver's license or other Government-issue photo ID, but fewer than 1 in 20 people who get Zucked this way succeed in this recovery; the website almost always returns an error message that it "could not match the image to your profile". Since there is no way to ever reach an actual live human being at Facebook Customer Service, getting Zucked by way of a "suspicious activity" lock-out is permanent unless you are one of the lucky 1-in-20 for whom the driver's license un-lock actually works. All of your Posts, Chats, Reactions, and Comments are gone, as if they never existed. All the time you might have put into building your timeline over however many years you had a FB account, likewise gone.

You phone your best friend: "Dave, I just tried to log in to FaceBook, and I'm getting a weird error message about 'suspicious activity'. And I have an message in my Gmail inbox saying my account is locked! What do I do now?"
Dave's reply to you, "Sorry to hear it, bro, but you've been Zucked. You can try the recovery procedure with uploading a photo-ID, but if that doesn't work, there's nothing else you can do but start over with a new profile under a different name."

by ctsurv553 April 18, 2024