in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

by Allworld June 18, 2008

your guyses

addressing a group's ownership

Your guyses house is the shiz-nit!

by cindythelou August 30, 2007

there's your boyfriend

The phrase said to your best friend when you see an exceptionally attractive or exceptionally unattractive man. It is usually said in a hushed tone and with a head nod.

(creepy old guy walks past)
Me: Hey... tybf.
You: Huh?
Me: There's your boyfriend.

by spiffalicious December 6, 2011

Your mother

The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.

Damn man, your mother is self explanatory.

by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004

your one

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

by Jimbo_oc September 27, 2007

in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

by Taryn W July 27, 2005

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013