A Bruce Willis

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.
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willy dribbles

The last part of a beer. Usually does not taste as good or, at least, the same as, the beer. The beer must be completed, willy dribbles and all, if you are to retain any kind of reputation. You must also not shy away from referring to the willy dribbles by its name as this has almost the same effect on reputation as not drinking it.
"You aren't a man if you don't drink your willy dribbles."
by D3ADLY October 02, 2020
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Stinky Willy

A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'

Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.

Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022
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smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.
Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.
by LilMemesDictionary April 07, 2016
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Willy Pillow

The word has many meanings.

The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.

It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.
“Yo jude i hardly slept last night i just feel willy pillowed” (tired)

“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)

“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)
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willie banjo

Pulling out your willie extending it and then strumming your pubes like your playing the banjo .
Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .
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The Willie Bobo

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.
by Road hustler September 06, 2022
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