Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

mini wheats

another word for spectacular or amazing.

Leanne your mini wheats!

by Lily Gamble January 21, 2009

wheat shaft

Ironically a LARGE 15" pointed cock, in which the diameter is 5 inches.

Harsha had a huge wheat shaft which produced a halo of heat when it was inserted into Jon's vagina.

by Huge Long Kock July 1, 2003

Frosted Mini Wheat

A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.

That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.

by Big Daddy R March 18, 2004

wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

by stevencharmichael November 18, 2015

wheatbagging

To throw a bag of wheat at someone you strongly dislike

Jenni yelled "You suck!" while wheatbagging me.

by goooosejuice October 15, 2016

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010