Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

by E-Z-T May 13, 2010

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Wet Nancy

The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.

Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.

Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!

by LumpyChapstick March 18, 2009

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wet cheese

A yellow artificially and hydrogenated dyed mess that resembles melted party cheese; appeals to some, disgusts many.

Suh yo, let me get somma dat wet cheese free toppin. Nah dawg squirt some mow dat liqueh stuff on mah hot dawg from dis 7-11 right cheah. 7-11 gots the best dawgs in town. It's free toppin, keep squirtin!

Hey marcus! Hook me up whit one a dem pretzels with a cup o' dat wet cheese!

by brkn2nd March 8, 2009

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Wet nose

A wet nose is an insult someone uses when they are dissatisfied with your ability to execute commands in a very large machine, usually delivered by a superior.

“Ok wet nose here's a real tough one, flip on the auto pilot by hitting A”

“mission almost successful Wet nose!”

by dafokhmmmmmmmmmm November 1, 2018

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