Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"

"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."

by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025

The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander

Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.

by Pigsu February 4, 2023

The Western Scowl

When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.

Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face

by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020

The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022

western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008