freshman wedgie

the jumping of freshmen that play sports in the locker room

Hey lets give these two freshmeats a freshman wedgie!

I wonder how much those freshman loved thir freshman wedgie

by TheKidThatsJustTooWhite March 1, 2012

Davis wedgie

Also, 'Davis.' When one's underwear is grabbed by the rear waist band and pulled up to and wrapped completely over his or her head in such a manner as to cause death by ligature strangulation. Named after Brad Davis, the first person to whom this actually happened. cf. 'atomic wedgie', a similar non-lethal wedgie variant.

Example 1: Brad Davis was the first man to die from a Davis wedgie.

Example 2: You had better give that back to me before I give you a Davis...

by cwm January 9, 2014

chair wedgie

A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.

I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie

by Nerdymike July 8, 2023

air-wedgie

Jumping in the air on someone while he's doing a lay-up or a slam dunk and giving him a wedgie before he hits the ground.

The NBA star got the other NBA star with an air-wedgie

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

camel wedgie

Front wedgie or pulling the panties way up in front .

My wife had a huge camel wedgie..

by hartee46 March 1, 2011

Hanging wedgie

When the back of ur underwear is yanked up and hooked on to a high up place like a coat hook.

One time at my house i was watchin tv wen my brother gave me a massive wedgie. It hurt like hell. I was screaming but then he put duct tape over my mouth. He took me into the front yard with the wedgie still in and gave me a hangin wedgie of the tree in our yard. This was wen i still wore tighty whiteys. My tighty whiteys wudnt rip so i hung there for hours at a time. The branch was really high up so my underwear stretched really far. My brother kept feedin me and givin me water so i pissed and crapped myself loads. All the neighbors saw but didnt do anyting. 10 minutes before my mom and dad came home from vacation he let me down. My underwear was so dirty and wet. My bro sed hes gonna do even worse everytime they go away. Since then ive gotten an atomic wedgie for six days, a messy wedgie for three days, another hanging wedgie but this 1 was worse coz it was in our front yard but for three weeks and once he gave me a different wedgie in the same underwear for 2 weeks. One time he made me but a pair of tighty whiteys in the biggest size they had and gave me a hanging wedgie in it.

by sore ass james March 17, 2009

megaton wedgie

N. a two-word phrase used to describe a wedgie so utterly terrifying and crack splitting that the formerly known, "atomic wedgie" title just won't do.

Ok, Brandon's in there passed out dude, let's give him the grandest megaton wedgie that any human-being could physically endure and experience throughout the history of time at any point in existence in any plane of existence that ever is or was. That'll teach him to play with my power rangers!

by Chast Lild January 13, 2011