Worst Footballer in a Group, Makes even the worst People look amazing at Football. The True example of Bad footballer =0
scared to tackle people, Kicks the ball away from everyone, cant Run, Prone to injury, Terrible goalkeeper.
Likes to blame other people for the ''Papness'' that truely is ''Webster''
scared to tackle people, Kicks the ball away from everyone, cant Run, Prone to injury, Terrible goalkeeper.
Likes to blame other people for the ''Papness'' that truely is ''Webster''
by The_Bosh_man May 6, 2010
Get the Webster mug.True... some of the stuff said is very true... there aren't that many good looking girls and the ones that are "good looking" or considerd as such know it and take alot of advantage of it. HOWEVER, guys here at Case have no game. They complain about the "few girls that are good-looking" being stuck up and ignorant but they do not realize that those girls just act like that towards them and not towards all guys. I know guys here that get more (quality) ass than toilet seats and have a great time at this school. True I am writing this in a break between studying for 3 midterms but that doesn't mean that I will not have fun once those are done. We still party every weekend, we still go on spring break, we still get laid, and we make tons of money after school. If you choose to stay in, however, and look at porn on a friday night, or post these definitions complaining about how much this school sucks, instead of going out and having fun, then it is not going to change. This school has a motto: Create your own fun. If you know how to create fun then you will have an awesome time. If you know how to befriend yourself with people that can create fun then you will also have an awesome time. If you are lazy or boring, you will have a terrible time. It is just that simple. One bad thing about this school is the rumors that go around. That is one thing that still resembles high school, but i guess that makes sense since people that are "cool" at this school were not "cool" in high school, so they are still getting used to it.
Things that people did at this school:
2 chics at the same time, 3-some, 4-some, 4 girls making out, girls flashing for alcohol, 2 girls in the same night, more than ace level in a sorority, yay off a girl's ass, sex in the bathroom during a fraternity formal, sex on the bus ride home from formal... many more
2 chics at the same time, 3-some, 4-some, 4 girls making out, girls flashing for alcohol, 2 girls in the same night, more than ace level in a sorority, yay off a girl's ass, sex in the bathroom during a fraternity formal, sex on the bus ride home from formal... many more
by I should've went to Wake... but this will do February 28, 2005
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The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.
Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.
Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.
Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”
Also:
If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
Also:
If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
by civil_discussion March 29, 2004
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Get the weater mug.A Western Sandwich is when you drop a really, really wet mud gremlin (wet shit), preferably diarrhea. Then don't wipe and stick someones nose in the crevice of your anus. In turn, their nose will look like really saucy chicken wings.
There are many different versions of the Western Sandwich, you can get it with the crust off (when someone has been constipated for several weeks and has a really dry ass), and you can also get many additions, such as ketchup (blood), mustard (urine), and mayonnaise (semen). Any other additions are up to the giver of the Western Sandwich.
There are many different versions of the Western Sandwich, you can get it with the crust off (when someone has been constipated for several weeks and has a really dry ass), and you can also get many additions, such as ketchup (blood), mustard (urine), and mayonnaise (semen). Any other additions are up to the giver of the Western Sandwich.
"My life was fulfilled when I received a Western Sandwich from my close friend"
"Hey man, how much for a Western Sandwich?" "Only $3.65!", "Wow, that's a very good rate"
"Can I have my Western Sandwich with the crust off"
"Can I get some extra ketchup and mustard on that Western please"
"I'll take an extra sloppy Western Sandwich please, WITH MAYONNAISE!"
"That Western Sandwich took like 3 hours to get off my nose, BUT I LIKED IT!"
"Dude, Western Sandwiches are taking over my life, it's like, all I think about is receiving one..." "FROM MY SIBLINGS!"
"Eww Dude, Sibling Western Sandwiches are gross"
"Can I get a Western Sandwich with everything on it! INCLUDING RELISH AND ANCHOVIES!"
"Hey man, how much for a Western Sandwich?" "Only $3.65!", "Wow, that's a very good rate"
"Can I have my Western Sandwich with the crust off"
"Can I get some extra ketchup and mustard on that Western please"
"I'll take an extra sloppy Western Sandwich please, WITH MAYONNAISE!"
"That Western Sandwich took like 3 hours to get off my nose, BUT I LIKED IT!"
"Dude, Western Sandwiches are taking over my life, it's like, all I think about is receiving one..." "FROM MY SIBLINGS!"
"Eww Dude, Sibling Western Sandwiches are gross"
"Can I get a Western Sandwich with everything on it! INCLUDING RELISH AND ANCHOVIES!"
by b shock July 26, 2007
Get the Western Sandwich mug.hot and cold on the same day. if your homework catches on fire or if your baby sister colors on it, you are expected to turn it in.
kid: where's my homework?
*kid sees baby sister coloring on it.*
kid: NOOOOOOOOOO!! I STILL HAVE TO TURN IT IN!
baby: ha ha ha funny
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
teacher: where's your homework?
kid: my sister colored on it!
teacher: well you still have to turn it in!
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kid: mom, what's the weather like today?
mom: it is 90 degrees outside but later it is 10 degrees outside.
kid: you know what mom, i REALLY hate Westerville.
mom: good for you sweetie.
*kid sees baby sister coloring on it.*
kid: NOOOOOOOOOO!! I STILL HAVE TO TURN IT IN!
baby: ha ha ha funny
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
teacher: where's your homework?
kid: my sister colored on it!
teacher: well you still have to turn it in!
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kid: mom, what's the weather like today?
mom: it is 90 degrees outside but later it is 10 degrees outside.
kid: you know what mom, i REALLY hate Westerville.
mom: good for you sweetie.
by ahweirdo November 13, 2011
Get the westerville mug.I transfered out of Case. I was one of the lucky ones. As such, I figure I have the duty, no, the moral obligation, to help define the school as I see it. There's a few brilliant observations so far - and one clearly written with Case's advertising budget; I have to rebuke it.
I came to Case thinking I was going to college - I wasn't. The problem was, I must have watched television and movies as a kid. See, my vision of college was one filled with kegs, beer bongs, LSD, student protests, wild sex, marijuana, tequila, attractive women, INSANE parties, and that sort of stuff.
Do you know what Case actually had, of the above list? Marijuana, consumed in major quantities, specifically to dull the senses of the fact that all the above items are lacking.
Oh, there's tequila - check out Mi Pueblo. That place is the BOMB. In fact, as a student, you'll probably have a few good non-memories of walking to your dorm from there after it closes.
It's true, the women aren't great. But in conjunction, I have a new word to define: Case Goggles. When you arrive as a freshman, man, your expectations are high. You think it's going to be like the movies. Every day, every week, that your at Case, the goggles start to kick in. Your standards lower in some exponential equation (ask the case nerds to graph this, they can), and pretty soon, you get drunk and have sex or make out with a girl you DEFINETLY shouldn't have. You wake up, and your friends make fun of you. The funny irony is that you get to laugh at THEM in three weeks when they get the Case Goggles.
It's hard finding drinking buddies on Monday, Teusday, Thursday, and Sunday nights, but once you find some good ones, your set. The big drinking nights are Spot night on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. The trouble is, there aren't parties half the time, and when there are, they're pretty lame. No kegs or hard stuff allowed. Wow, case sucks, huh? It get's worse.
Actually, I'm not even going to proceed - but it's bad. A year here, and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Case syndrome.
I came to Case thinking I was going to college - I wasn't. The problem was, I must have watched television and movies as a kid. See, my vision of college was one filled with kegs, beer bongs, LSD, student protests, wild sex, marijuana, tequila, attractive women, INSANE parties, and that sort of stuff.
Do you know what Case actually had, of the above list? Marijuana, consumed in major quantities, specifically to dull the senses of the fact that all the above items are lacking.
Oh, there's tequila - check out Mi Pueblo. That place is the BOMB. In fact, as a student, you'll probably have a few good non-memories of walking to your dorm from there after it closes.
It's true, the women aren't great. But in conjunction, I have a new word to define: Case Goggles. When you arrive as a freshman, man, your expectations are high. You think it's going to be like the movies. Every day, every week, that your at Case, the goggles start to kick in. Your standards lower in some exponential equation (ask the case nerds to graph this, they can), and pretty soon, you get drunk and have sex or make out with a girl you DEFINETLY shouldn't have. You wake up, and your friends make fun of you. The funny irony is that you get to laugh at THEM in three weeks when they get the Case Goggles.
It's hard finding drinking buddies on Monday, Teusday, Thursday, and Sunday nights, but once you find some good ones, your set. The big drinking nights are Spot night on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. The trouble is, there aren't parties half the time, and when there are, they're pretty lame. No kegs or hard stuff allowed. Wow, case sucks, huh? It get's worse.
Actually, I'm not even going to proceed - but it's bad. A year here, and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Case syndrome.
Case Western Reserve University leads the country in Drunk IM's sent per student.
Playboy ranked Case Western Reserve University second worst party school in the country behind the Naval Academy.
I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than sit through three hours of recitations at Case.
Playboy ranked Case Western Reserve University second worst party school in the country behind the Naval Academy.
I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than sit through three hours of recitations at Case.
by I got out February 26, 2005
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