Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Bus Wanker

Taken of the infamous 'Inbetweeners' show. this is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a bus stop, leaning out the window and shouting BUS WANKER

"hey boys, quickly quickly!"
-lean out of window-
"BUS WANKERSSSSS!"

by amyyeahbabyyyy May 27, 2009

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

Wankers Whiplash

a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.

I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash

by Aff September 27, 2005

wanker pipe

Large bore exhaust pipe attached to Vauxhaul Novas/Astras by Chavs in the misinterpreted impression that it will make these shitty motors go faster. So called because you have to be a wanker to want to attach one.

Look at the wanker pipe on his Punto

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003