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Vaginitis Silicosis

Vaginitis Silicosis is the scientific term for "Sand in the Vagina". A person who has sand in their vagina is typically someone who whines inconsequentially about anything and everything. They are pissed off by the slightest things and will whine and bitch at any given opportunity, much to the annoyance of everyone around them.

Someone who suffers from vaginitis silicosis is generally not fun to be around. They will ruin any good and fun occasion by finding something to bitch about.

It is important to note that one does not actually need to have a vagina to suffer from vaginitis silicosis; many males frequently display symptoms of this disorder despite the fact that they do not have an actual vagina.
Bob: Dude, Joey is bitching that we decided to go to an actual Mexican Restaurant instead of Taco Bell. He's whining about the price.
Rob: Clearly Joey suffers from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
Bob: Clearly.

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Joey: Doctor, everyone keeps picking on me and also I went paintballing yesterday and I got shot a bunch of time and now it really hurts all over!!
Doctor: Well Joey, you're suffering from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
by Di5ideByZero November 3, 2010
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Vaginal Confidence

the feeling or belief that one can have faith in her vagina or rely on vaginal power to achieve something.
Female models are full of vaginal confidence.
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vaginal express

by Da_Vester January 18, 2014
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Vaginal Dryness

1. n, When a guy hasn't turned you on enough. The opposite of Vaginal Wetness. Sandpaperesque.

2. n,The Archenemy of the Nymphomaniacal Orgy of Justice
1. Dude, that chick's vaginal dryness totally rubbed my dick raw.

2. Vaginal Dryness totally braniganed the Freelance Fucker today. We almost lost her...
by NymphOrgJustice October 26, 2009
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vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.
Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.
by sweetghy June 16, 2009
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Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.
"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"
by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013
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vaginal penis

A penis that hides inside of a vagina. Usually a sex tool used by transvestites who like it up the butt, by there own dick.

or more appropratley, vaginal penis.

Visual: Picture the ALIEN from Alien vs. Predator's internal mouth that fucks everyone up. Instead of being a mouth inside of a mouth, its a giant black-like penis inside a tight vagina that fucks everyone.
The fuckin' tranny at the club last night kept trying to hump everyone with its vaginal penis. It poked me in the eye. So i skeeted in its mouth, just for fun. The vaginal penis then retreated to its gushy cave.
by Bob McDugal February 11, 2008
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