Twat Boy

Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.

Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.

Ohhhhhh... Children(drool)

Flatmate 1: Twat Boy, do the dishes.

Twat Boy: Yeah, just watch me.

by Wolfboy June 29, 2004

delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.

Furries are delusional twats.

by Shinigami June 12, 2003

twatted

past tense of pussy whipped, hen pecked, man domanated by a woman or women, uroxious

I do what she says since she twatted me.
Arch does what she says since the twatted him.

by larry278 April 26, 2009

super twat

a mythical beasty that resembles a large vagina with fur and big scary teeth

"Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?

"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"

Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!

"but mommy"

Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!

by George the 3rd April 22, 2008

Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.

Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!

by an_angry_person December 17, 2016

Swamp twat

Dirty nasty blown out female genitals that's been ran threw by the whole county and then some ..

If you were to look up the word swamp twat in the dictionary, you would then see a picture of Mel.....

by Broodalized Disaster54 October 24, 2016

Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011