Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

Treadance

Dancing on the treadmill when no one is watching.

As the personal trainer exited the room, I started to treadance.

by Ninjababydoll August 20, 2011

Treadmeal

That thing when you order food while exercising on a treadmill.

I’m spinning and jumping and lifting weights and treadmealing all at the same time!

by seamlessyourmom September 19, 2013

teddy finger

The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.

John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger

by tim dunkins February 17, 2014

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

treadbed

When the sleeping situation at your summer share house is overcapacity and there are no beds left, you are forced to take the pillows from the pull out couch and create a bed on the treadmill. You are simultaneously sleeping and burning calories.

Jane rolled into the share house crank bank shwasted and dove right onto her treadbed where she slept soundly all night!

by Salphabet September 4, 2015